Situation Vacant - Messiah to one billion morons

Situations Vacant

Messiah Wanted,
-Saviour of the Lost People (Chrisitianity)
-male only
-must be under Christian hypnotic spell,
-must know God personally,
-be a Virgin,
-look lion-like,
-sound Authoritative,
-possess a capturing smile.
-preferably Working or slave class, or of the Forgotten.

Must be a "born again" spellbinder, with delusions of being a Warrior, and be ready for crucifixion by your own People.

Apply to God, at any Christian church or Jewish synagogue
(pick-your-own denomination).

OR: if life is shouse, and suicide is on the agenda - NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO DIE FOR A CAUSE!
GO: straight to your nearest Christian Hypnotic Recruitment and Internment Shop or Terminal (C.H.R.I.S.T.) and put your Soul down NOW!

All applicants will be considered (Christians are getting REALLY desperate!)

The successful Applicant is required to suffer ten years minimum of social persecution, and upto forty years of occult religious indocrination and intellectual manipulation.

He must surrender all Honour, Honesty and Principle to Christian magician's perverted dogma (eg; "ONLY CHRISTIANS GO TO HEAVEN!").

Must genuinely want to be a patsy, to the point of wanting to die for Eternal Fame.

Prefer Applicant-big-A to be two thousand and four years old and still sexually active (for the 2nd Coming!)

Apply Within, Deeee-ep Within..............


If that isn't enough for you,

GO: www.maxamovie.blogspot.com/

OR: www.sinsofreligion.blogspot.com/
and wind down with some luvlee poetry by Max No Difference at;

www.poemsofmaxnodifference.blogspot.com/